She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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