Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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