just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
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