There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
So many bounce houses so little time
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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