He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
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