I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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