is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
We have started to decorate penises.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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