Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Randomize
