Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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