i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
