So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
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what are you doing with your life
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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