i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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