this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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