that's an acceptable place to lick
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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