Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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