3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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