When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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