We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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