Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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