ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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