things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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