that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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