Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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