Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
