never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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