The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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