I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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