You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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