I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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