This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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