Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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