hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I can't turn off my feet"
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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