Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Drunk is not a location!
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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