I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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