If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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