I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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