Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
vagina is talking i cant
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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