it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
