can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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