I wannas sexs uuuuu
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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