Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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