what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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