is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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