Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Randomize