hotel room ftw
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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