Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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