Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
send nudes
from the living room?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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