I'm drive I can fine osifer
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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