After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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