please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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