i just wanna soil my oats bro
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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