That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
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