If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
